Finally, a test for what he’s been telling you all along.

A completely faux medical testing system for diagnosing, validating, and documenting the mythical Man Flu.

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A person with short brown hair is sitting on the floor behind a white curtain or sheet, covering their face with a tissue or cloth, with their knees up and head bowed.
A man flu test kit with a testing device, instruction leaflet, and a box, placed on a white surface.

About the test

The Man Flu Test™ is a for entrainment purposes only, deluxe at-home faux medical testing kit designed for the man who is sick but would like everyone to understand that this isn’t just any illness… it’s much, much worse.

What’s Included

THE DECISION TREE—Only men can get Man Flu, find out whether he is the real deal or needs Manhood Remediation.

THE TEST—A sophisticated, urine based, non-diagnostic test for a mythically epic condition.*

THE QUESTIONNAIRE—Because “I feel terrible” deserves a thorough investigation.

THE STRATIFICATION—Pain, anguish and suffering! Now every man can communicate their illness severity.

THE RESOURCES—Everything you need to better understand the suffering.

*Sophisticated in the loosest possible sense.

Frequently Asked Questions

  • No. And we're pretty sure your doctor will be relieved to hear that. The Man Flu Test™ is a novelty product and a completely faux, non-clinical diagnostic system designed for laughs, sympathy, and questionable medical conclusions.

  • A complete Man Flu experience. The kit includes the Man Flu Testing Decision Tree, urine-based faux test, Symptom Questionnaire, Severity Stratification, testing instructions, and supporting resources. In other words, everything you need to determine just how catastrophically sick he claims to be.

  • Absolutely not. It detects nothing medically meaningful. But it does provide a scientifically questionable opportunity to confirm what he has been telling you for the last three days: “I literally cannot.”

  • The system has four highly sophisticated steps: determine whether he should be tested, administer the test, assess his symptoms, and provide the appropriate level of validation and care. The final step is arguably the most important—and the most exhausting.

  • The questionnaire tallies his symptoms and assigns one of four completely unofficial levels: Sub-Clinical, Mild, Moderate, or Severe Man Flu. Symptoms include dramatic wall-dragging, blanket nesting, chore paralysis, excessive groaning, and the sudden inability to reach the remote.

  • We think so. It's especially appropriate for husbands, boyfriends, dads, brothers, coworkers, roommates, and anyone who has ever announced that a 99.2°F temperature is basically a medical emergency.

  • First, remain calm. Then proceed to the Symptom Questionnaire and Severity Stratification. Once you've established the severity of the condition, administer the appropriate level of sympathy and care. Results may be temporary, or may progress to Long Man Flu.

  • Definitely not. It's a novelty product, not a medical device or diagnostic test. If someone is genuinely sick or has concerning symptoms, skip the fake test and consult a qualified healthcare professional. The Man Flu Test™ is here for one thing: making being sick considerably more entertaining.